Government demands that the deceased return all NHS Property!

Your relative waiting for the government to harvest their body for NHS property
Your relative waiting for the government to harvest their body for NHS property

UK – In a bizarre move inspired by Iain Dummkopf Schmitt’s move yesterday to seizure of the funeral suits of the recently departed. Jeremy Hunt the health secretary and the Chancellor of the exchequer Gideon Osbourne has ordered that all NHS property is to be returned to the NHS department of finance before a death certificate can be issued. Continue reading “Government demands that the deceased return all NHS Property!”

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Katie Hopkins Sinks To A New Low Suggesting Euthanasia Vans

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Katie Hopkins

Katie Hopkins has suggested in an a magazine interview that there should be ‘euthanasia vans’ to deal with Britain’s overwhelming elderly population, yes when you imagine that gobshite Hopkins can’t sink to a new a low, she then does so. Continue reading “Katie Hopkins Sinks To A New Low Suggesting Euthanasia Vans”

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Funny How It is Always Right Wing Loons Who Go On Shooting Sprees

Images Of the individual suspected of carrying out the latest mass shooting in the United States
Images Of the individual suspected of carrying out the latest mass shooting in the United States

Isn’t it ironic that its radical right wing politicians who advocate there being less gun control, when considering when it’s politically motivated that it’s so often nutty loony right wingers who go on murderous shooting sprees. Continue reading “Funny How It is Always Right Wing Loons Who Go On Shooting Sprees”

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Is Festher McVey Britain’s Ilse Koch?

Separated at birth Ilse Koch and Fester McVey
Separated at birth Ilse Koch and Fester McVey

UK – AT the Bastard we get lots of tips for news stories. This one that sounds so unlikely we had to publish it.

It appears that Festher McVey, the Minister of State for Employment, spends her constituency day at her local DWP sitting behind a one way Continue reading “Is Festher McVey Britain’s Ilse Koch?”

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Are these suitable question for the National Curriculum 2015 Maths syllabus?

Education is 'Safe in our hands'
Education is ‘Safe in our hands’

UK – A friend in the Department for Education gave me this. I am getting a little concerned that questions like the ones below are less to do with maths and more to do with the political indoctrination of school children.

They bear a remarkable similarity to some from Continue reading “Are these suitable question for the National Curriculum 2015 Maths syllabus?”

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Inspiration behind Tory party policy sent to the Bastard by Accident!

You are Sharing the Load! A Genetically Ill Individual Costs Approximately 50,000 Reichsmarks by the Age of Sixty.
You are Sharing the Load! A Genetically Ill Individual Costs Approximately 50,000 Reichsmarks by the Age of Sixty.

UK – Last week we received a mystery envelope through the letterbox. In it we found this printed picture. As it turned out who have the prototype and inspiration for Conservative party policy since David Cameron took over.

This poster reads: You are Sharing the Load! A Genetically Ill Individual Costs Approximately 50,000 Reichsmarks by the Age of Sixty.

This is a couple of headlines from the Daily Mail: 100 families hit by benefit cap were receiving the same each week as someone with a salary of £60,000 and Continue reading “Inspiration behind Tory party policy sent to the Bastard by Accident!”

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This years look is Belsen Chic

This years look is Belsen Chic
This years look is Belsen Chic

Fashion – This years look is Belsen Chic – Anorectic and bulimic models are once again flooding the cat walks, proving that Top designers are incapable of designing nice clothes for real women.

Frankly any talentless twat can design nice clothes for women who are so skinny that they make the inmates of Belsen concentration camp look overfed. Continue reading “This years look is Belsen Chic”

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The Secret Diary of Iain Dummkopf Schmitt aged 8 and 1/4 years old: 12 August 1962

Mein Kampf IDS's guide for life.
Mein Kampf IDS’s guide for life.

UK – I am board. Board. Board. My parents have gone to Scotland for the week, leaving me on my own to look after the house, as a punishment for having had such a bad school report.

On Monday I repaired my catapult. It needed the rubber Continue reading “The Secret Diary of Iain Dummkopf Schmitt aged 8 and 1/4 years old: 12 August 1962”

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