Royals Party Whilst Refugees Drown

Partying while refugees drown
Partying while refugees drown

UK – Today Queen Elizabeth II becomes the longest reigning monarch. Much like the former longest reigning monarch Queen Victoria. She has presided over a long term decline and stagnation.

Longevity is not the only aspect that Elizabeth II has Victoria’s achievements. There is one aspect where Victoria did not fail. The value of the pound remains more or less constant.

Elizabeth II on the other hand has presided over the devaluation of the currency AKA inflation and fraudulent business practices. Continue reading “Royals Party Whilst Refugees Drown”

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Lizzy Gets A 7% Rise In Welfare Payments Whilst Disabled Peeps Starve

It was 3189announced last Wednesday that the monarchy is to get a 7% increase in its welfare cheque from the government.

Funny how Tories will bitch on about the cost of welfare in caring for people with disabilities Continue reading “Lizzy Gets A 7% Rise In Welfare Payments Whilst Disabled Peeps Starve”

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Lizzy Announces More Welfare Bashing! More Union Bashing!

Queen Lizzy
Queen Lizzy

There was no customary heckle from Dennis Skinner, as Black Rod entered the House of Commons, during this year’s official state opening of parliament. Though Dennis Skinner might not heckled at this year’s state opening of Continue reading “Lizzy Announces More Welfare Bashing! More Union Bashing!”

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Royal Benefits Scroungers pose for photo opportunity

Royal benefits scroungers Prince William and Prince Harry  at a photo op.
Royal benefits scroungers Prince William and Prince Harry at a photo op.

UK – Royal benefits scroungers Prince William and Prince Harry have been sent to earn their massive state handouts by helping tackle the flooding. Their involvement was supposed to be secret, but representatives of the national press and the TV news crews were all there voraciously lapping up the tip bits being handed out from the top table. Sorry I mean photo opportunity. Continue reading “Royal Benefits Scroungers pose for photo opportunity”

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Buckingham Palace announces Tony Blair is to become the next Groom of the Stool

Groom of the Stool Tony Blair.
Groom of the Stool Tony Blair.

UK – This evening Buckingham Palace announced that following the resignation of John Major as Groom of the Stool. He will be replaced by former prime minister Tony Blair.

The former prime minister is ideally suited to the position Continue reading “Buckingham Palace announces Tony Blair is to become the next Groom of the Stool”

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BNP wins another round against the UK Establishment!

BNP leader Nick Griffin –

UK – Once again the British political establishment has shown that its stupidity by banning the BNP leader Nick Griffin from the Queen’s tea party, allegedly for exploiting the invitation for political purposes.

A Palace spokesman said his Continue reading “BNP wins another round against the UK Establishment!”

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UK Religious leaders get ready to stand up for God

Rowan Williams
Rowan Williams

UK – British Church leaders were bracing themselves for the inevitable backlash from people disillusioned with religion following the recent catastrophe in South East Asia, C of E leaders said today.

In a desperate attempt to get themselves in the paper, Catholic and Anglican leaders Continue reading “UK Religious leaders get ready to stand up for God”

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Queen Mother dies agonising DEATH

Royal relics
Royal relics

UK – Profits of the British Press are due to suffer this year following the slow and agonising death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother.

She died on the 19th of March after she choked on a fish bone, a slow and agonising death. Nobody actually noticed until Continue reading “Queen Mother dies agonising DEATH”

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Book claims that dead wealthy hedonist used Coke

19UK – The world was astounded to hear that the former founder of the NHS Princess “100 a day” Margaret liked the odd sprinkle of Coke and a bit of puff.

While the Queen strongly denies that her sister ever took illegal drugs, honestly, who cares what the royals do?

They can afford the best, so why not just let them?

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