DWP To hand out Digitas Vouchers to the Sick and Disabled!

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Dignitas – Dignity in Life, Dignity in Death.

UK – In another The Bastard exclusive our spies have discovered that the Daimion Green’s DWP is giving serious consideration to issuing free Dignitas vouchers to the sick and disabled. Continue reading “DWP To hand out Digitas Vouchers to the Sick and Disabled!”

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Terror Police to Target Disabled Ex Servicemen

Armed Police carrying Heckler and Koch G36 assault rifles and 9mm Glock pistols.
Armed Police carrying Heckler and Koch G36 assault rifles and 9mm Glock pistols.

UK – Every time that you think that the Conservative Government could not sink any lower, they disappoint you. It has been reported in SENTINEL NEWS that the Police are now targeting Disabled Ex Servicemen and Servicewomen as potential terrorists. Continue reading “Terror Police to Target Disabled Ex Servicemen”

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Job seekers required to wear Suits to Qualify for JSA

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Hi-Vis Jackets for the Untermensch
UK – It appears that David Porkeron’s suit jibe to Jeremy Corbyn has started that shrivelled pea that passes for Iain Dummkopf Schmitt’s brain working overtime again. We at the Bastard have heard that Iain Dummkopf Schmitt  Continue reading “Job seekers required to wear Suits to Qualify for JSA”

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Katie Hopkins Sinks To A New Low Suggesting Euthanasia Vans

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Katie Hopkins

Katie Hopkins has suggested in an a magazine interview that there should be ‘euthanasia vans’ to deal with Britain’s overwhelming elderly population, yes when you imagine that gobshite Hopkins can’t sink to a new a low, she then does so. Continue reading “Katie Hopkins Sinks To A New Low Suggesting Euthanasia Vans”

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Lizzy Gets A 7% Rise In Welfare Payments Whilst Disabled Peeps Starve

It was 3189announced last Wednesday that the monarchy is to get a 7% increase in its welfare cheque from the government.

Funny how Tories will bitch on about the cost of welfare in caring for people with disabilities Continue reading “Lizzy Gets A 7% Rise In Welfare Payments Whilst Disabled Peeps Starve”

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Katie Hopkins Has Her Twitter Account Hacked

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Apparently Katie Hopkins recently had her Twitter account hacked! I know that maybe I should not laugh but..LMFAO! LMFAO!

I am still waiting for the day to see live on television Katie Hopkins having her face sat on by Beth Ditto from indie rock Continue reading “Katie Hopkins Has Her Twitter Account Hacked”

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Is this the new face of the Workhouse?

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The new face of the workhouse

UK – When ever older people talk about the past. They speak in hushed tones about their dread of the ending up in the Workhouse. The Victorian institution where the poor were incarcerated just for being poor.

They go on that they are glad that the workhouse is consigned to the folk memory, the history books and Charles Dickens’s novels. Continue reading “Is this the new face of the Workhouse?”

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Lizzy Announces More Welfare Bashing! More Union Bashing!

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Queen Lizzy

There was no customary heckle from Dennis Skinner, as Black Rod entered the House of Commons, during this year’s official state opening of parliament. Though Dennis Skinner might not heckled at this year’s state opening of Continue reading “Lizzy Announces More Welfare Bashing! More Union Bashing!”

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The Election: David Cameron waves a dead baby at the Voters

Vote for Me! Vote Dead Baby! Vote Conservative (sic)
Vote for Me! Vote Dead Baby! Vote Conservative (sic)

UK – You can tell that there is a General Election in the air. The political class is out and about trying to convince sceptical voters to buy into their vision of the future.

To this end they have even been out kissing babies, and the Cameron’s have once again pulled out their secret weapon. Their deceased disabled child, Ivan. Continue reading “The Election: David Cameron waves a dead baby at the Voters”

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Clueless Useless Nonsensical Tory Scum

3136Off to the Jobcentre Off with their heads!
Hanged by the neck until you are dead!
No money, No voice How will I cope?
Smiling, I’m smiling I’ll hand you this rope.
As I cut of your income for subsistence rules.
I’ll send you on workfare with none of the tools
I’m helping you, helping you No need for complaints
Now into the stocks put on the restraints
Everyone is smiling, the merry goes round
The birds never sing here no voices no sound.
No future, No feeling there is no escape!
The grasping and grinding. This vile corporate rape!
I’m helping you, helping you You need to be saved
I’ll piss on your corpse and shit on your grave.

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