Exclusive: Boris to create a new Capital Economic Zone!

A Map showing the new Capital Economic Zone - The Conservative wet dream! Shafting the work-less beyond the Pale!
A Map showing the new Capital Economic Zone – The Conservative wet dream! Shafting the work-less beyond the Pale!

UK – In another Scoop for the Bastard we can reveal that Boris Johnson is planning on declaring that he plans to create a new Capital Economic Zone, as the central plank of his bid for the leadership of the Conservative party.

He told us that the central Continue reading “Exclusive: Boris to create a new Capital Economic Zone!”

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Bastard of the Week – Iain Dummkopf Schmidt – Incompetence personified

Monster bell end and Bastard of the Week Iain Dummkopf Schmidt, supervising the eviction of the social housing tenants
Monster bell end and Bastard of the Week Iain Dummkopf Schmidt, supervising the eviction of the social housing tenants

UK – Once again it is time to elect the Bastard of the week. True to form we have a number of excellent candidates. The most obvious candidate is of course convicted paedophile Rolf Harris. Too obvious and he is being given a well deserved going over in the jokes and images in the funny bastards section. Continue reading “Bastard of the Week – Iain Dummkopf Schmidt – Incompetence personified”

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Iain Dummkopf Schmidt on Police Helicopter to collect £15!

Hammersmith and Fulham Police AKA the Keystone Cops!
Hammersmith and Fulham Police AKA the Keystone Cops!

UK – This morning the London borough of Hammersmith and Fulham was treated to the thrup, thrup of a Police helicopters conducting a grid search for an unemployed man who was thought to have found a £20-00 note.

It is understood that Mayor of the London Borough of Hammersmith Continue reading “Iain Dummkopf Schmidt on Police Helicopter to collect £15!”

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Is Festher McVey Britain’s Ilse Koch?

Separated at birth Ilse Koch and Fester McVey
Separated at birth Ilse Koch and Fester McVey

UK – AT the Bastard we get lots of tips for news stories. This one that sounds so unlikely we had to publish it.

It appears that Festher McVey, the Minister of State for Employment, spends her constituency day at her local DWP sitting behind a one way Continue reading “Is Festher McVey Britain’s Ilse Koch?”

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Iain Dummkopf Schmidt and the Circus Showman

Iain Dummkopf Schmidt supervising the eviction of the social housing tenants
Iain Dummkopf Schmidt supervising the eviction of the social housing tenants

UK – For a long while, the government and Iain Dummkopf Schmidt have been worried by their utter failure to get disabled people off Job Seekers Allowance (JSA) and into what they call a proper job.

Several suggestions have been taken up by the Department for Continue reading “Iain Dummkopf Schmidt and the Circus Showman”

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CH4 is Guilty of State Sanctioned Child Abuse

James Turner Street, Birmingham.
James Turner Street, Birmingham.

UK – In a desperate attempt to butter up the Conservative government. TV Channel 4 has bought into the governments demonstration of the sick, disabled and unemployed agenda. Their offering is called, “Benefits Street.” A more dishonest or scurrilous piece of poverty Continue reading “CH4 is Guilty of State Sanctioned Child Abuse”

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Inspiration behind Tory party policy sent to the Bastard by Accident!

You are Sharing the Load! A Genetically Ill Individual Costs Approximately 50,000 Reichsmarks by the Age of Sixty.
You are Sharing the Load! A Genetically Ill Individual Costs Approximately 50,000 Reichsmarks by the Age of Sixty.

UK – Last week we received a mystery envelope through the letterbox. In it we found this printed picture. As it turned out who have the prototype and inspiration for Conservative party policy since David Cameron took over.

This poster reads: You are Sharing the Load! A Genetically Ill Individual Costs Approximately 50,000 Reichsmarks by the Age of Sixty.

This is a couple of headlines from the Daily Mail: 100 families hit by benefit cap were receiving the same each week as someone with a salary of £60,000 and Continue reading “Inspiration behind Tory party policy sent to the Bastard by Accident!”

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Post Work Program / Voluntary work / wasted skills / reply

Mark Hoban MP. That spot on his face has more honesty than he does.
Mark Hoban MP. That spot on his face has more honesty than he does.

I finally got a reply to my email to Mark Hoban MP. Unfortunately the reply bears little resemblance to the issues raised. In short a politician’s reply.

The signature of the author at the end of the letter takes it from the sublime to the ridiculous. Continue reading “Post Work Program / Voluntary work / wasted skills / reply”

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Post Work Program / Voluntary work / wasted skills

Mark Hoban MP. That spot on his face has more honesty than he does.
Mark Hoban MP. That spot on his face has more honesty than he does.

UK – The text of an email that I sent to Mark Hoban MP the Minister of State for Employment

Hi Mark,

I am a hard working unemployed person, who has for the last 2 1/2 years has been volunteering at a Continue reading “Post Work Program / Voluntary work / wasted skills”

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Unemployment

UK – As an unemployed person. Part of the problem is that Job centres and the work program and the new deal before it require you to apply for a certain number of jobs. No matter how unsuitable you are for that type of work.

As the lady said it is just box ticking. Both The LibCons and Labour are fooling the public into thinking that they are doing something about unemployment. Continue reading “Unemployment”

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