G4S, a very British SS!

G4S the very British SS
G4S the very British SS

UK – It is said that the British have a way of doing things without looking crass. This is especially true of the state organs of power. The Police are for the most part unarmed. Their uniforms are not overtly militaristic. Though it would be better idea if they returned to the prethatcherite blue uniforms rather than the current black one.

Then there is the private police force G4S. The private security company that runs the security at government offices, an increasing number of services to the police and courts. It runs medical and forensic services. It runs private prisons and youth custody centres. It runs the prison factories that exploit the prisoners for profit. It runs centres for asylum seekers. The centres for asylum seekers are best described as concentration camps for men, women and children that have not been convicted of any crime.

In short it provides the same services that the SS did in pre 1945 Germany! The only thing that is missing is the deaths head badges and the goose stepping.

But I hear you say the SS were Adolf Hitlers bodyguards. Well it just so happens that Theresa May keeps giving them government contract despite G4S having had to pay the government back some £180 million due to a corporate fraud involving services to the probation service.

No that sort of corporate fraud should exclude the company from providing any government services at all. The fact that it does not speaks volumes about the corruption and waste in the UK government

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May Announces Don’t Care in the Community 2!

Theresa May – announcing her improvements to the mental health system in England and Wales. Scotland and Northern Ireland being seen as beyond the pale.

UK – Prime minister Theresa May has announced that the is going to do more to help the mentally ill. More to help ease the mentally ill into work and more for children with mental health issues.

To this end she has asked Jeremy Hunt to close all the residential mental hospitals and secure hospitals after transfer the Continue reading “May Announces Don’t Care in the Community 2!”

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Theresa May to Renew the Special Relationship!

Prime Minister Theresa May and President Elect Donald Trump

UK –  Once again we have a new US President and a Newish British Primeminister. Thoughts turn once again to that most cherished of political fictions. The so called ‘special relationship’ between the United States and the United Kingdom. Continue reading “Theresa May to Renew the Special Relationship!”

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Snoopers Charter: Theresa May is Watching You Masterbate!

Theresa May is watching You Masterbate!
Theresa May is watching You Masterbate!

UK – The most repressive surveillance law in europe has been passed into statute by the power mad conservatives.

The list of people who can trawl through your internet history is horrific. Many pages have been written about this piece of Starzi inspired legislation.

Even us at The Bastard have pointed out that all the most recent terrorists were well known to the security services. Vis they had the information but did not act on it. Treason or incompetence. It all depends on whether the crimes were allowed to happen. Continue reading “Snoopers Charter: Theresa May is Watching You Masterbate!”

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Tony Blair announces that He is the New Messiah, Returned to Save the Labour Party!

Tony Blair: The New Messiah!
Tony Blair: The New Messiah!

UK – It has been reported in the Sunday Times that the former Nu Labor™ Prime Minister Tony Blair has expressed a wish to return to politics, in order to save Mrs Thatcher’s legacy from the ravages of democrosy and the Labour party. Continue reading “Tony Blair announces that He is the New Messiah, Returned to Save the Labour Party!”

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DWP To hand out Digitas Vouchers to the Sick and Disabled!

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Dignitas – Dignity in Life, Dignity in Death.

UK – In another The Bastard exclusive our spies have discovered that the Daimion Green’s DWP is giving serious consideration to issuing free Dignitas vouchers to the sick and disabled. Continue reading “DWP To hand out Digitas Vouchers to the Sick and Disabled!”

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2020 Conservative Election Manifesto spotted in Hemel Hempstead Charity Shop

The Conservative 2020 Election Manifesto
The Conservative 2020 Election Manifesto

UK – in a rare leak from the Conservative party head office a copy of their 2020 General election manifesto has somehow made its way in to the British Heart Foundation charity shop in Hemel Hempstead.

The Book called “Family Britain 1951 – 1957″ written by David Kynaston shows the blueprint for the Conservatives plans for the United Kingdom after the general election. Continue reading “2020 Conservative Election Manifesto spotted in Hemel Hempstead Charity Shop”

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Good Government depends of a strong opposition. Not a Farce!

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Jeremy Corbyn Vcs Owen Smith. The people Vcs the Machine

UK – The Government is in disarray. The prime minister David Cameron has dug a great big hole and pushed the country into it before resigning. His replacement Theresa May has purged her predecessors cronies from the cabinet.

At a time when the opposition should be capitalising on this Continue reading “Good Government depends of a strong opposition. Not a Farce!”

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Councils to become the Ministry of Public Tranquillity

The Ministry of Public Tranquillity building in London.
The Ministry of Public Tranquillity building in London.

UK – In a further move to make the Disunited Kingdom a Tory Kleptomaniac one party police state, based on the Zimbabwe model. The Government is trying to force through the Anti-social Behaviour, Crime and Policing Bill, currently going through Parliament.

The bill seeks to remove the courts from the the process of keeping public order. Continue reading “Councils to become the Ministry of Public Tranquillity”

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Alcoholic Theresa May is Type 1 Diabetes shock!

Fancy a drink Theresa?
Fancy a drink Theresa?

UK – In another shock revaluation Home Secretary and alleged Alcoholic, Theresa May has announced that she has developed Type 1 diabetes.

Whilst it has long been known that Theresa May as found the stresses and responsibilities of being Continue reading “Alcoholic Theresa May is Type 1 Diabetes shock!”

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